
"Helen"
Three rounds for time:
Run 400 meters
1 1/2 pood Kettlebell X 21 swings (or 55 pound dumbbell swing)
12 Pull-ups

"Helen"
Three rounds for time:
Run 400 meters
1 1/2 pood Kettlebell X 21 swings (or 55 pound dumbbell swing)
12 Pull-ups
Stop reading for a moment and take a look at yours. Wiggle your fingers a little. Watch the muscles contract in your forearms as you do this. It’s pretty cool, huh. Yep, our hands are a marvelous thing. How much time do you spend taking care of them? Probably not a lot. Sure, you foam roll your glutes and legs. You carefully stretch your shoulders in various planes everyday. I know people that never walk outside the box while wearing their fancy lifting shoes. But how much respect do you give your hands? CrossFit doesn’t have many downsides, but sore hands and wrists are one of them. We subject our handses to a lot, a seriously large amount of stress. O-lifts, kettlebell work, muscle ups, overhead squats, and, of course, the kipping pullup, all combine to tear the hell out of our hands. So how can we take better care of them? First off, there is the callus. A callused palm is the sign of a CrossFitter, but a big thick callus will tear and a torn or blistered palm is nothing but a pain in the ass. If you can pinch a callus it is too big. There are a couple of tools out there that will help you care for your calluses, and I will talk about them, but the key to callus care is a little bit all the time. You need to be like a little monkey, constantly grooming your calluses. If you wait and do it only periodically, not only do you risk a tear, but you also risk making them too sensitive. A little bit constantly will keep your calluses flat and hard. There are a bunch of ways to trim calluses, but none of them are overly dignified. You can use regular nail clippers or small cuticle scissors. A butter knife (I would dedicate one for the task that will stay out of the silverware drawer) can be used to scrape down the callus after a hot shower. A dull razor blade is another option and I even know of affiliates that have a Dremel tool at the box that is used to grind them little buggers down. A fancier approach is a corn shaver from a beauty supply store. These things look like little cheese graters and are sharp so use with caution. Lotion. Get a big bottle and lather up your hands every night. Nothing dries out hands like lifting chalk and, trust me, your significant other will thank you. Be sure to stretch your wrists in flexion, extension, and any way they move. Fingers as well. This will not only cushion your wrists against poor racking on a clean, but will strengthen them too. And finally, massage your hands. A little massaging will go a long way towards keeping them healthy. It will encourage blood flow, loosen little knots, and it just plain feels good. Actually, it feels even better if you can get someone else to massage them for you.
Day 1
Bring your own music – use a boom box – and turn
it up to inspiration levels and start working out. AC-
DC’s “Thunderstruck” should do the trick.
Day 2
Set up a circuit like one of the typical CrossFit
“Workouts of the Day” and put a sign up at each
station advising others that this equipment is
reserved for accurate timing of your effort.
Day 3
While practicing the Olympic lifts drop a max load
from overhead. This may do it right here.
Day 4
Find a twenty-inch platform and perform box
jumps. Try three sets of two minutes of max jumps.
Bizarrely, this one irks the shit out of most gym
management.
Day 5
Take a pair of dumbbells out into the parking lot to
do walking lunges. You may be accused of theft.
Day 6
Bring several powerlifting buddies to do some super
heavy deadlifts. Don’t forget to grunt, scream, and use chalk!
grunting, sweating, yelling, or dropping weights
allowed.
Day 7
If the gym has support poles climb them. If
not find something to climb; sling a rope over
a beam or rafters, attach some climbing holds
to the wall and use them. You won’t get to the
climbing part if you need to attach anything.
You may get stopped at the door coming in
with a twenty-five foot coil of two-inch rope.
Day 8
Workout with your shirt off. If you don’t get a reaction
have your girlfriend or wife take hers off.
Day 9
Walk on your hands, or do handstand push-ups or
some other basic gymnastics stuff.
Day 10
If you’ve gotten this far, this one is the clincher.
Record your efforts by writing them on the wall.
If after day ten you are still allowed in,
you belong to a great gym. Let us know
where it is; we’ll feature it on our site. If
you’re asked to leave before or during
this experiment it’s time to clean out the
garage!
